Answers to things about Ukie's

Q: How many Ukie’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they will only sit around and bitch about it, blaming someone else.

Q: How can you tell a Ukie girl that has natural blonde hair?
A: She is the one wearing kneepads, with red lipstick on her eyelids.

Q: Did you hear about the Ukranian who landed on the moon?
A: He was trying for Mars. Turns out though, he landed on Mt. Rainier.

Q: How many men does it take to make love to a Ukie girl?
A: One, but at the time she is thinking of nine other men that she wants.

Q: How can you tell that it is a Ukranian cemetery?
A: The mourners are hollering at the graves.

Q: How can you tell the Ukranian girl at a bordello?
A: She is the only one who is handing out money to the clients.

Q: When did Myron join the Nazi SS?
A: 1935. She was buried with full military honours.

Q: How many Ukie’s does it take to put 10 cents in the collection plate?
A: Usually about 12.

Q: How can you tell when a Ukie girl has an orgasm?
A: Never, as she won’t allow herself such foolishness.

Q: How many Ukie's can you stuff into a Volkswagen?
A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest went to the tap room.

Q: What is a genius?
A: An average student without a Ukie mother.

Q: What did the Ukie mother bank teller say to her customer?
A: You never write, you never call, you only come to see me when you need money.

Q: What did the Ukie mother ask her daughter when she told her she had an affair?
A: "Who paid for it?"

Q: What is the most common disease transmitted by Ukie mothers?
A: Guilt

Q: Why did the Ukie mother want to be buried near Speare Brother's?
A: So her daughter would visit twice a week

Q: Why do Ukie mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.

Q: What should you speak if you have nothing nice to say?
A: Ukranian.

Q: What's the difference between a rotwieller and a Ukie mother?
A: Eventually, the rotwieller lets go.

Q: Why do Ukranian men so often become doctors?
A: Because a doctor can order a woman to undress without guilt, he can look at her without fear of being interrupted, and it's the husband that pays the bills. (Hear that Joey Zakelarz?)

Q. Where does a Ukie husband hide money from his wife?
A. Under the vacuum cleaner.

Q: What did the waiter ask the group of dining Ukie women?
A: "Is ANYTHING all right?"

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask a Ukie mother.

Q: What's the difference between Ukie love, true love and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

Q: What's the difference between a Ukie wife and a nice wife?
A: A nice wife has real orgasms with her husband only.

Q: What are three words Ukie women hate to hear when having sex?
A: "Honey, I'm home!"

Q: Why do Ukie’s take showers instead of baths?
A.: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

Q: What is the nicest thing about a Ukie?

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